- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
time tables
17, Australia, female.
Forever. Reblog.
LETS GET DOWN TO MANHOOD!
Oh my god xD
(Source: starvingfartist, via missmogs)
The other gif I made in the brief moment when I wanted to make gifs and be a *quality* tumblr.
It’s like my favorite quote in gif form!
captain tumblr, because patriotism based on geographic location won’t make sense for much longer.
also because lol why not.
“Always Reblog”
“In Tumblr We Trust”
“E Pluribus Reblog”
“I pledge allegiance to the blog.”
(via mimi-memek0)
So this is nowhere near as funny/clever as most dashboard screen caps but two pug posts immediately following each other by different people is just so unlikely that I had to document it
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Instant reblog.
stop what you’re doing and watch
Not reblogging this is a federal offense.
<3
I can understand if you don’t reblog this. It just means you are not a man.
this will make a man out of me
I’m never gonna catch my breath when I see this on my dash.
I love this movie so freaking much.
always reblog, no questions asked.
Fuck they establish so much in one stupid montage and it’s so beautiful and no one can question is because it’s done so beautifully!
FACBOOK IS UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR
YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS!
I wonder if Disney knows they had young girls perfectly content to grow up and become a man due to this song
I can’t not reblog this. My blog is incomplete without this. Anyone’s blog is incomplete without this. Disney attained musical perfection, and it must be shared by all.
Well, I can’t break the law.
I don’t know why Tumblr has this thing about making every picture black and white and turning an amusing Simpsons screencap into a deep and meaningful commentary on the world and the dark recesses of the soul
(via missmogs)
No one else? okay.
…i may sing “I’ll make a man out of you” every damn time I watch the Captain America training montage…
I luh this movie. I love anything with Ellen page.
(Source: youjustinspiredme, via mimi-memek0)
I feel like this is an accurate representation of me during most trailers for “comedy” movies
(Source: ylrd)
